Jubilee Mugs

"No more bagpipes!"

'It's time to move on, Johnny.'

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

The Queen celebrates her diamond jubilee in a paddle boat: 'Bloody austerity!'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

Queen's 70-year Jubilee

"Not a patch on the North Korean marching women!"

Jubilee Whitewash Sold Here!

"Doing anything special for the jubilee?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Careful."

Do you think I'm sixty?

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Aging Problems