Jubilee Party Lover Pillows

"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Dancing Doctor

Bubbly

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Happy Days Are Here Again

Big Bang Theory.

GCSEs

Champagne

Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Doctor in a cake

Prosecco

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

PIna Colada

Cheers

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."