Joyful Questioner Pillows

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Garden.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"What's it all about?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

God hounded by the media.

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.