Joyful Noisemaker Pillows

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

The Gong

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

French Animal Noises.

Little Piano

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Easter Egg

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"I can practice a different song."

Merry Christmas!

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Person playing the cymbals.

Soccer Fans.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Bad Violinist.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'