Joyful Noisemaker Mugs

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

The Gong

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Little Piano

French Animal Noises.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Easter Egg

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Making noise in the cinema

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I can practice a different song."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Soccer Fans.

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Merry Christmas!

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Bad Violinist.