Noisemaker Lovers Pillows

'It never fails. Every time we go to a game, we get stuck sitting in front of an idiot with some kind of noisemaker.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Music for car stereos

"You know damn well what noise!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

The Gong

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"Turn down the bass."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'