Jovial Practitioner Pillows

Celebration in operating theatre.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Off the wall legal advisor.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'

"Tell me more about these abandonment issues."

hoovering husband

'You called for tech support?'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"I was very good...delicious in fact."

Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?

"Doctor! This is not the time for the 'pull my finger' gag!"

"Look Fred, are you going to play, or are you just going to clown around?"

"If you're going to the bank, would you bring me something?"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house and Phillip wouldn't stop bugging me for a new trampoline, so...'

'I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast.'

Does your good modd get on everybody's nerves? Get brought down by a grouch pro an be popular again!

'I can't explain it, but somehow, when I walk past here, I feel strangely insecure.'

"Time to blow out the candles. Take a deep breath....Ok. Let's try something easier. Take a shallow, raspy breath."