Jovial Justicer Pillows

Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Truth

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Antonin Scalia

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Complaints Desk

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Counsel's Opinion.

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Supremacist Court

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"I don't plead."

Celebration in operating theatre.

'...unfortunately for you, I only see things in black and white.'

'It's our prorogues gallery.'

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."