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Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Truth

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Antonin Scalia

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Counsel's Opinion.

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

"I don't plead."

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Supremacist Court

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'...unfortunately for you, I only see things in black and white.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

'Here's a toughie - does a public nuisance have a right of privacy?'

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'It's our prorogues gallery.'