Jovial Labor Strategists Gifts

"We had the union meeting here because I felt this was the most appropriate place to present management's contract offer."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

Celebration in operating theatre.

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

Member of two trade unions

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

Unison plans strikes

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

Off the wall legal advisor.

Going Shopping Together.

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

New Age: Retirement Plan

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

You're awfully cheerful for someone who's about to lose a murder case. You must have me confused with my client.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'

'Yeah, you were creative.'

Bowling Pin Strike