Jovial Labor Strategists Mugs

"We had the union meeting here because I felt this was the most appropriate place to present management's contract offer."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Member of two trade unions

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

Unison plans strikes

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

Off the wall legal advisor.

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

Going Shopping Together.

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

New Age: Retirement Plan

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'

'Yeah, you were creative.'

Bowling Pin Strike

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'