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Volkswagen emissions

Jeremy Clarkson.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'Nice smile.'

VW scandal

"I've solved our chip shortage."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Bailout for General Motors.

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

You're all set - We topped off your fluids, replaced your filter, and emptied your cache.

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Autos. We can't keep these beauties on the lot! They sell that fast? No, they have defective parking brakes. Consumer Info.

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Chrysler.

Discussed on Car Talk

Auto Show. The Car That Talks. None of those talking cars for me --- I had one once, and it got into an argument with a beer truck!

'Maybe his name is Sue?'

Danger Loose Chippings

The new Ford Magneto boasts 87 mpg on the highway.

"Let's talk accessories."

"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."

GM recall

'Take it out on the interstate for about 20 minutes while Luther here tries to figure out where that tapping sound is coming from.'

Just call me the little engine that couldn't I think we got one of those self-loathing cars. Ugh, I'm such a dim bulb. Do the front tires make me look flat?