Journalist Covering Automotive News T-Shirts

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"I've solved our chip shortage."

'Nice smile.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

Discussed on Car Talk

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

'Maybe his name is Sue?'

Danger Loose Chippings

"Let's talk accessories."

"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."

GM recall

"Hey, relax! All I said was, 'You're a sexy car, but you could stand to dress a little sexier!"