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"What about 'Liar, liar pants on fire'?"

'For God's sake step back and let the TV cameras through!'

"Remember, sir, spin control is passe. Just lie your ass off."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Oligarchy

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Man Reading Laptop.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Jacques et Jille

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

My Literary Influences

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Ironing Punctuation

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'What I have to do first?!'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'