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He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"But what's my motivation?"

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

President Putin.

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

Fiscal cliff

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."