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'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Free Speech has heavy price.

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'

'Books that stayed books.'

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

The Doomed Character

Trump White House Word Search

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

"What about 'Liar, liar pants on fire'?"

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'

'Safari Today likes to think it's a respectable publication, but look at these photos of me and Bobo mating. It's no better than the tabloids.'

"Remember, sir, spin control is passe. Just lie your ass off."

'For God's sake step back and let the TV cameras through!'

Page Three Girls

Mother Theresa (May)

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

Trump and media

Unprofessional Journalists.

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."