Journal Criticism Aficionado Mugs

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Seamus Heaney

Bertolt Brecht

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

Free Speech has heavy price.

'Books that stayed books.'

If you want to get big as a radio host, you've got to differentiate yourself from all the other mean, insulting critics. I have a plan. You need to start being nice. That way, you'll really surprise people when you turn on them. That's the stupidest @#$% Idea I've ever heard, you muscle-bound ape! It needs work. Damn. What if I retract the muscle-bound part?

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

Trump White House Word Search

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

The Doomed Character

"What about 'Liar, liar pants on fire'?"

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'

'For God's sake step back and let the TV cameras through!'

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

Mother Theresa (May)

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

'Safari Today likes to think it's a respectable publication, but look at these photos of me and Bobo mating. It's no better than the tabloids.'

Page Three Girls

"Remember, sir, spin control is passe. Just lie your ass off."

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

Unprofessional Journalists.

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

Trump and media