Artistic Critique Aficionado Mugs

"Can I tempt Madam with a piece of gum?"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

"Pfft. Derivative."

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

The Doomed Character

Covid-19 Mask Fashions

Soup art attack

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

'To be frank Benjie, I don't think you've ever really recaptured the edgy brutality of your early potato-man period.'

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

Capitalism Sucks but Money is Okay!

"Of course I understand it. It's just some Grisham potboiler."

The Tooters

Abstract figures view Whistler's Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1.

A fisherman fishes by a buried submarine.

Erractic Review

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

'And on the eighth day, God had a piece of clay left over. . . so he made a banker and. . .'

Gallery building with Various Artists banner.

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'