Artistic Critique Aficionado Pillows

"Can I tempt Madam with a piece of gum?"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Seamus Heaney

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

Bertolt Brecht

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Pennybags Monster

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

"Pfft. Derivative."

"I can't get no disinfection."

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

The Doomed Character

If you want to get big as a radio host, you've got to differentiate yourself from all the other mean, insulting critics. I have a plan. You need to start being nice. That way, you'll really surprise people when you turn on them. That's the stupidest @#$% Idea I've ever heard, you muscle-bound ape! It needs work. Damn. What if I retract the muscle-bound part?

Covid-19 Mask Fashions

Damien Hirst

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

Soup art attack

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

'To be frank Benjie, I don't think you've ever really recaptured the edgy brutality of your early potato-man period.'

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

The Tooters

Abstract figures view Whistler's Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1.

A fisherman fishes by a buried submarine.

Capitalism Sucks but Money is Okay!

"Of course I understand it. It's just some Grisham potboiler."

Erractic Review

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

Gallery building with Various Artists banner.

'And on the eighth day, God had a piece of clay left over. . . so he made a banker and. . .'