Jolly Therapist Gifts

Children line up to talk to Santa

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

Dancing Doctor

'I'm working through some anger issues.'

'I can't enjoy the stuff I steal because I set fire to it all.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"I'm going to prescribe you four metres of bubble-wrap three times a day."

HELP!!! Speaking as a professional psychiatrist, I believe I'm detecting a cry for help.

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

I think we need to move to your usual four o'clock appointments to earlier in the day, Al. I find that every time I see you at four, I feel the need for cocktail hour at five.

'Everyone accuses me of being a 'control freak'.'

Santa Yoga

Walkaholics Anonymous

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

"I've made a Christmas list of topics not to be discussed at the table."

Help Support Santa Off-Season

"Open wide and say, Fa La La Ahhh."

"Now tell me, how long have you believed you are a cat?"

Therapy Playgroup

'I could make a lot more progress treating your kleptomania if you'd stop swiping my notes after every session!'

"So I took a little nap - what kind of malpractice is taking a little nap?"

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

"I haven't seen my partner since washing day June 2012..."

'Well Shirley, this won't cure your chickenpox, but even a doctor wants to have some fun!'

'Or, you could save yourself a fortune and just sweep it all under the rug.'

'There's nothing wrong with you - your attache really is a nag.'

Santa Claus playing golf.