Jolly Movie Maker Gifts

Santa on television.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

"I just want to eat! I don't want to see a storyboard of our dinner."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Santa School.

Santa Playing the Piano

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Ding dong merrily on us!

'He's our newest recruit, a specialist in multi-jurisdictional consumer products..'

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

Christmas Spirit

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Our life is better than yours Christmas letters

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

'...Tis the season to be grazing, fa la la la la, la la la la. The weight we'll gain will be amazing, fa la la la, la la la la. Don we now our stretchy sweat pants, fa la la la la, la la la la. We'll be eating tons of pecans...'

'I've stayed in operation all these years because of my ability to adapt.'

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

'I thought you understood when you took on the job there would be NO Christmas holidays'

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

Dirty Job Christmas

The last judgement

"Do you hear what I hear?" "Fweeet!"

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it"