Jolly Gift Givers Pillows

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

The gift of a family Christmas

Acme Coffee Co.

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

The art of regifting

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.

Santa and Eyechart.

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

"You're late!"

Amazon Santa

Father Christmases Hand Over the New World Crisis

Santa Claus, RIP

"I hired someone to take care of your mother's ugly gift. It will look like an accident - the guy is a pro!"

Santa brings toys.

"I hear ya. These mall gigs don't pay enough."

Horse with fast-food nose bag.

Man equipped for a shopping expedition

'You named a star after me as a birthday present? I did the same for you. It's called 'The cheapskate who buys lousy gifts'.'

Santa

Dec. 24. Off duty. Sure, we would have gotten better mileage tonight without it, but all the starting and stopping was just part of the job.

sex shop - "Theres plenty more filth inside"