Joking Pugilist Pillows

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'