Joking Pugilist Prints

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Muhammad Dali...

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

Mike Tyson

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Shadow Punch

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.