Jokesters On The Dock Pillows

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

Shark Attacks

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

Excess Baggage: Cruise passengers can come up with some pretty amazing questions.

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

'Hold it, there! Prepare to be boarded.'

'Heh, heh - So how does it feel to be the victim for a change?'

'An Outboard Cow'.

"Don't believe a word he says: He's a bull shark..."