Jokes At The Docks Pillows

"What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years."

Japanese Whaling

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Ah, sweatpants."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Many clowns in rowboat

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Flotsam and Jetson

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"What's the limit on these things?"

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"Gesundheit!"

A Sheepwrecked island.

He loved a sea very much

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

"First time paddleboarding?"

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Wooden ship with a wooden anchor

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

Man overboard!

A pirate seeing boots and sticks for his legs at a shoestore.

'It won't open? Try hitting it with a new ocean liner.'

'Wait a second. Since when did they start making life jackets out of burlap?'