Joker On Wheels T-Shirts

'This? This is my husbands mid life crisis sports car. I helped him out naming it!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Jogging Bottoms

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Adult Absence Notes.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

False encouragement.

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'