Cycle Joker T-Shirts

Exercise for fat people.

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Get crazy once in a while

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Jogging Bottoms

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"It's my helper trout!"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Crisis Buzz.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Distance to horizon varies.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Desert Roundabout

A pony throws its rider.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'