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"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

Sea Horse outside saloon

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

being watched over his shoulder

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'