Joker Fish Fan T-Shirts

'Goodness, Edgar! That's not the least bit funny! You scared me half to death!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Fish mobsters.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

being watched over his shoulder