Joke Prankster Pillows

Geez, I dunno... I guess I'd like a Hertz donut.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Teddy Time Bears

'I could eat you.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.