Joke And Humor Fan Pillows

"Yeah, you're right: we can't shake them off! Wherever we go, the Indian tribe follows..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Trump Poutine

"Eat me"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Higher wisdom...

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'