Joke And Humor Fan Pillows

"Yeah, you're right: we can't shake them off! Wherever we go, the Indian tribe follows..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Brothers Grime

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Trump Poutine

"Eat me"

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Higher wisdom...

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Amateurs."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

The Snooze Bar.

A Golden Non-Retriever

Beer Parasol.