Joining A Gifted Program T-Shirts

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

"He'll expect something nice. I'm his best friend."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Ulysses S Grant as William Tell, Defiant against the Greely-Gratz Brown Presidential Bid

Lamaze. I'm sorry, no, we' don't offer any "Gifted Fetus" programs.

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

Smart TV

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

'He's here as part of a student exchange program.'

"...or, if you're willing to spend a little more, we can arrange a nice, neat takeover."

'I said she might like it.'

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

'I'm applying for a job training program to become a dairy cow instead of a beef one.'

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

I'm biking through Tuscany, learning Italian this summer. Wow! I'm off to drama camp. How about you, Twig? I haven't decided which summer enrichment program to choose! Working for my dad or babysitting the Bartram kids. Ahh! The college fund enrichment program.

Gifted Milk

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

Mum! Where are my slippers? - 'I don't know, sweet heart.' - 'I can't find them...' - 'Where have you looked?' - 'Oh, I'm wearing them...' - 'My son, the child genius.' -

"I have to be honest, I thought you'd be bigger."

"He's a real problem child."

Is it for coercion, exploitation or patronage - or is it just for someone you like?

'Does he have any interests besides sex?'

"What do you get the person who wants everything?"

"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."