Joining A Film Project Pillows

'Film extras drinks night'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Hollywood producer.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Hollywood producer.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

May I have the envelope, please?

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