Johnny Cash Aficionado Gifts

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

The Personal ATM

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Good dog!'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'Don't you ever take a break?'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

Contemporary Consumerism

Oooo, Mr. Private Sector, whoop-dee-doo. It's not like we don't come from the same printer.

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

Psychiatrist gets out book entitled 'Kwazy Wabbits'

Businessman has credit IV.

'He's from Goldman Sacks.'

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

'I win!!

"My biggest influence was Johnny cash. That's how I became the accountant in black."

Badge - I an a tycoon