Johnny Cash Enthusiasts Gifts

From now on, your honor, as a tribute to Johnny Cash, please refer to me as "The Lawyer in Black."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

The Personal ATM

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

'Don't you ever take a break?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

Contemporary Consumerism

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

'He's from Goldman Sacks.'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

"My biggest influence was Johnny cash. That's how I became the accountant in black."

'I win!!

Twins with bag of money

The reception was held outdoors, next to an ATM, for the convenience of any guest who forgot to bring a gift.

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

"What do you mean 'It's only money'?"

Throwing money at something