Jogger Pillows

'I've tried jogging, but my wife always catches up.'

"You sure this indoor track isn't too much for you, Steve? You're panting awfully hard!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Eat my dust!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

City Marathon.

Running

Canada Goose Jackets

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Jogging Bottoms

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."