Jogger T-Shirts

'I've tried jogging, but my wife always catches up.'

"You sure this indoor track isn't too much for you, Steve? You're panting awfully hard!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Banana Split...

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

31. 19. 55.7.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Running

City Marathon.

Canada Goose Jackets

"Eat my dust!"

Dog stretching before a walk.

Robot Jogger

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Jogging Bottoms

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Women in a cross country race

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.