Jocular Medic Pillows

'Silicone implant ward.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Little help?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Robot Jogger

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Impressive qualifications, but seeing as how I'm trying to fill the position I just fired you from...

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'All of your references say you play well with others, but there's nothing in here about you actually doing any work.'

OMG.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

Poisson d'Avril!

Optometrist Humor

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."