Jockeys Gifts

Man Falls Off His Horse.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Banana Split...

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Rocking Horse

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Joust Sharpener

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A day at the transgenic races

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

Gamers

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Jogging Bottoms

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Horse racing puns

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

Business-Class.

I am billing, therefore I am.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"