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"Hang on a minute! We do the running and jumping, but the rider always gets the prize money, the cup or the medal!?! You're kidding me right?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A day at the transgenic races

Rocking Horse

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Runner going through hurdles.

Labrador for sale

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Horse racing puns

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"You've been a virtuous employee, Thornhill, and that is it's own reward."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Sporting maladies.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Sporting maladies.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."