Job Market Observers Prints

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'Get a job? -- and give up freelancing?'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"He's having a hard time finding work."

The Three Wise Queens

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Between Offices

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

Impressive qualifications, but seeing as how I'm trying to fill the position I just fired you from...

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'