Unemployment Observer Prints

Will work for question marks.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Euro against the Dollar.

'Get out there and keep your job!'

V-O Day

"He downgraded Apple."

Exchange Rate.

Supermarket Merge

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

"That's not how we go about filling a C.E.O. position."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"