Job Market Researcher Prints

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

The Three Wise Queens

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

European currency on the edge.

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Between Offices

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'