Job Equality Gifts

"So that's agreed then, we don't need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment practices!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

Davos

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Women's day - 'work'

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"No windows, but there's a glass ceiling."

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

Low standard of living

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Women Possibilities

The struggle for a decent payment.

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"We need to hire more women."

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.