Job Change Related To Environmental Fields T-Shirts

Neptune's Weekend

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

"Again, you may exercise your right to remain silent, but it's going to work against you since this is a job interview."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Mask Autumn

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

Mega Corp. Employee Exit. I know every day is a gift, but sometimes I wish it had a return policy.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I'm stepping out, for a few hours, to look for a better job. Can I bring anything back for you?'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

'You aren't actually being replaced by a woman she's going to be doing her old job and yours.'

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

'It's time for McWit to leave. He's learned all the acronyms we use.'

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

"You've been chewed up and spitout by some very prestigious firms."

I'm not only firing you, Fusco, I'm also unfriending you.

'I was just wondering how much longer I'll be working in the bowels?'

"You didn't even have the decency to tell me I've been replaced?"