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Wind Turbine

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Mask Autumn

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

Why we need a legislature .

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

Neptune's Weekend

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Wildlife Management.

Purvison heads our environmentally-conscious growth fund

'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

'ALP Electric Company'

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

"We're a 'green' company. We only hire people with self-sustaining renewable energy."

Save the Files on the Cloud.

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

Foresters, Farmers and Miners! Meet your local County Extinction Agent.

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'