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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Pipe Dream.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Scarcity

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Where does it all end up?

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bees SOS

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Sea weed harvest.

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Nuclear generation of energy.

Biodiversity

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.