Green Jobs T-Shirts

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

The original paperless office

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Free Range Employees.

Mask Autumn

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Neptune's Weekend

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'

"We really need to recognise the SIGNIFICANCE of climate change..."

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

'You seem to have the fuel to be a top leader, but are you safe for the environment?'

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

Organic Filing

'I'm NOT being a NIMBY...it's just ruddy inconvenient!'

Please use both sides of the paper.

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

Wind Turbine

"Good morning! This is your daily reminder that you all really need to do your part and reduce your carbon emissions. Yours sincerely, William Henry Gates III (Bill)"

Litter Plough.

City Litter Distribution.

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

How do you know it was me doing all the littering? You left a paper trail.

'Thank you for the memo on carpooling, sir, but we don't have enough for a carpool due to the layoffs.'

'At this rate, we'll never become obsolete.'

'Water has become so scarce, we've had to dilute it...!'