Job Application Warriors Pillows

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

"I'm long term unemployed because jerks like you won't hire me!"

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'A word in my office Jones.'

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

Run, Mike, Run!

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

Studio in December

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'