Jk Rowling Fan Pillows

Book signings by people vaguely connected to Harry Potter/JK Rowling.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Michael Jackson.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Reindeer

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Rowing machine on a river.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Man struggling to row,

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Variety. Wow! "Lord of the Rings" has done very well at the box office. It's made some people rich. They're elf-made millionaires.

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'