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A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Cow and Milk

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

Do you like my bling?

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

The Queen

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

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